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Where The Wild Things Are and Pissy Pants

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Latest trailer for Where the Wild Things Are is out. I quite want to see it.

I’ve no idea why I’m sharing this. Perhaps because it’s Friday. Or perhaps because I have to confront my demons in order to move on with my life. But when I was 5 years old I played Max in our primary school version of Where The Wild Things Are. I had to wear green woolly tights, under shorts. I’d never worn tights before. I didn’t know how they worked. As a result I wet myself. I cried.

That is all.